* Attention children ...
the bathroom door is closed! *
***Author unknown
H Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. H
H Wait until I get out. H
H Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
It is not broken, and I am not trapped. H
H I know I have left it unlocked,
and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid
some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there,
but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY. H
H Do not ask me how long I will be.
I will come out when I am done. H
H Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. H
H Do not go running back to the phone yelling
"She's in the BATHROOM!" H
H Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. H
H Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two. H
H Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door.
Even when you were two this got a little tiresome. H
H If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door,
please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room.
I will be glad to listen to you when I am done. H
~ And yes, I still love you. ~
Mom
For more Friday Funnies, go to visit Kim's place.
Also, for great fiction, which I usually participate in, go and visit Julie's place at The Surrendered Scribe. She is hosting Fiction Fridays today.
Have a funny and fictional kind of day! WAit, no, make it real funny, not fiction funny. But enjoy the fiction too. Did that make any sense? ;)
In the Key of HE,
