Friday, November 7, 2008

Friday Funnies--Enter At Your Own Risk

Welcome to Friday Funnies, hosted by Kim at Homesteader's Heart. Even though I don't usually participate, I read every one just to hang my frown upside down. There are some laugh out loud funny ones! Anyway, I thought I'd join the fun today.





Attention children ...
the bathroom door is closed! *

***Author unknown
 H Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. H

Wait until I get out. H

 Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
It is not broken, and I am not trapped. H

 I know I have left it unlocked,
and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid
some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there,
but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.  H

Do not ask me how long I will be.
I will come out when I am done. H

Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. H

Do not go running back to the phone yelling
"She's in the BATHROOM!" H

Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. H

Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two. H

Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door.
Even when you were two this got a little tiresome. H

If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door,
please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room.
I will be glad to listen to you when I am done. H

~ And yes, I still love you. ~

Mom


For more Friday Funnies, go to visit Kim's place.

Also, for great fiction, which I usually participate in, go and visit Julie's place at The Surrendered Scribe. She is hosting Fiction Fridays today.

Have a funny and fictional kind of day! WAit, no, make it real funny, not fiction funny. But enjoy the fiction too. Did that make any sense? ;)

In the Key of HE,

15 friends shared a comment:

Homesteader in Training said...

You are so funny my friend. I guess that's why I love ya! That is so funny. I need to post that on my bathroom door. Hmmm if only my youngest could read........

Speaking from the Heart said...

Too cute. My 11 year-old daughter went from waiting outside the bathroomn door to coming into the bathroom and looking for clothes to wear.

Debra said...

LauraLee,

Truly, I need that last one badly! Very funny!

Happy Friday!!

He And Me + 3 said...

I am totally printing that one out. Funny but all are true. I can hear myself echoing those words now.

Joanne Sher said...

Hehe. Love it! Been there (NOT so long ago LOL).

Laurie Ann said...

These were hilarious! I am there with my oldest grandson right now. Invariably he stands at the door and knocks. He doesn't understand why Nonnie would dare disappear on him like that!

Gigi said...

Our 3 children are grown and gone, but I still remember...!

Patty Wysong said...

LoL--Yup. I can DEFINITELY relate to this!!

Shabby Olde Potting Shed said...

My personal favorite is when they'tell people on the phone: SH'ES GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

heehee
Have a great day LauraLee!!
Lea

SophieMae said...

So glad you joined in! I love those! Too late topost them for DS, but some might still apply for DH. 8-}

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Cheryl said...

Laura Lee,

This is great! Sometimes it is just great to be able to go in the bathroom alone.

Thanks for sharing!

Have a great weekend!

Cheryl

LAURIE said...

Laura Lee - you are such a hoot! and I loved the bathroom quotes - my my - I have said many of those (or at least thought them!) -blessings, Laurie

Lori said...

very funny:)

Lori said...

Hi Lauralee, I have a little something for you at my blog!

Named Alicia said...

Too funny! And it's funny because it's soooo true! What a life we mom's have. But I wouldn't want it any other way!

Thank you for visiting me today!
Have a great weekend!