* Attention children ...
the bathroom door is closed! *
***Author unknown
H Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. H
H Wait until I get out. H
H Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
It is not broken, and I am not trapped. H
H I know I have left it unlocked,
and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid
some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there,
but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY. H
H Do not ask me how long I will be.
I will come out when I am done. H
H Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. H
H Do not go running back to the phone yelling
"She's in the BATHROOM!" H
H Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. H
H Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two. H
H Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door.
Even when you were two this got a little tiresome. H
H If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door,
please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room.
I will be glad to listen to you when I am done. H
~ And yes, I still love you. ~
Mom
For more Friday Funnies, go to visit Kim's place.
Also, for great fiction, which I usually participate in, go and visit Julie's place at The Surrendered Scribe. She is hosting Fiction Fridays today.
Have a funny and fictional kind of day! WAit, no, make it real funny, not fiction funny. But enjoy the fiction too. Did that make any sense? ;)
In the Key of HE,
15 friends shared a comment:
You are so funny my friend. I guess that's why I love ya! That is so funny. I need to post that on my bathroom door. Hmmm if only my youngest could read........
Too cute. My 11 year-old daughter went from waiting outside the bathroomn door to coming into the bathroom and looking for clothes to wear.
LauraLee,
Truly, I need that last one badly! Very funny!
Happy Friday!!
I am totally printing that one out. Funny but all are true. I can hear myself echoing those words now.
Hehe. Love it! Been there (NOT so long ago LOL).
These were hilarious! I am there with my oldest grandson right now. Invariably he stands at the door and knocks. He doesn't understand why Nonnie would dare disappear on him like that!
Our 3 children are grown and gone, but I still remember...!
LoL--Yup. I can DEFINITELY relate to this!!
My personal favorite is when they'tell people on the phone: SH'ES GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
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Have a great day LauraLee!!
Lea
So glad you joined in! I love those! Too late topost them for DS, but some might still apply for DH. 8-}
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Laura Lee,
This is great! Sometimes it is just great to be able to go in the bathroom alone.
Thanks for sharing!
Have a great weekend!
Cheryl
Laura Lee - you are such a hoot! and I loved the bathroom quotes - my my - I have said many of those (or at least thought them!) -blessings, Laurie
very funny:)
Hi Lauralee, I have a little something for you at my blog!
Too funny! And it's funny because it's soooo true! What a life we mom's have. But I wouldn't want it any other way!
Thank you for visiting me today!
Have a great weekend!
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